tablespoons:

loling-in-the-deep:

imagine if your name was a swear word

motherfucker can you please come down to the office

omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word 

shut the brittany up go chris yourself

(Source: officialswagmom)


1 year ago with 371,370 notes
originally officialswagmom

lifeonthebuttscene:

vaspim:

3 AM and your phone buzzes. you get a text. it reads, “i messed up. i cut.” you let out a heavy sigh and look outside your window to see another tree gone. when will your friend give up his lumberjack ways

i was not expecting this

(Source: vaspim3)


1 year ago with 169,492 notes
originally vaspim3

1 year ago with 26,549 notes
originally flouwers-deactivated20130217

catnipwincestiel:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

martinfreemanisahedgehog:

Today when I was walking to my little sister’s school to pick her up I heard some kid call her fat and she looked at him and started laughing really slow and quiet but then she started getting louder and faster and she started chasing the kid and by the end she was basically screaming and the kid was crying shes 11

future tumblr user

and this kids, is why you should take gym class seriously

(Source: movedto-jimynovak)


1 year ago with 111,231 notes
originally movedto-jimynovak

care-o-lee-na:

this will always be the funniest thing in the entire planet. never gets old

(Source: jordynslefteyebrow)


1 year ago with 676,647 notes
originally jordynslefteyebrow
sl0th-stuffins:

why is this always so funny

sl0th-stuffins:

why is this always so funny

(Source: boara)


1 year ago with 164,418 notes
originally boara
dizzzynoodles:

patrickandmarcus:

hipsterloli:

he saw the chance and he took it

A+ 10/10

omg

dizzzynoodles:

patrickandmarcus:

hipsterloli:

he saw the chance and he took it

A+ 10/10

omg

(Source: slo-mo-tion)


1 year ago with 544,563 notes
originally slo-mo-tion

exhale-bands-lif3:

HEP HEP HEP! HEP ME! WTF! WHY?!?!?! 

(Source: stylestuesday)


1 year ago with 616,467 notes
originally stylestuesday
weirdteenblogger:

WHAT THE HELL MUM

weirdteenblogger:

WHAT THE HELL MUM

(Source: unfollowthisblogitisaspamblog)


1 year ago with 565,906 notes
originally unfollowthisblogitisaspamblog

girlfights:

“My hair really did cost $700”


1 year ago with 58,759 notes
originally girlfights
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