imagine if your name was a swear word
motherfucker can you please come down to the office
omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word
shut the brittany up go chris yourself
(Source: officialswagmom)
3 AM and your phone buzzes. you get a text. it reads, “i messed up. i cut.” you let out a heavy sigh and look outside your window to see another tree gone. when will your friend give up his lumberjack ways
i was not expecting this
(Source: vaspim2k13)
Today when I was walking to my little sister’s school to pick her up I heard some kid call her fat and she looked at him and started laughing really slow and quiet but then she started getting louder and faster and she started chasing the kid and by the end she was basically screaming and the kid was crying shes 11
future tumblr user
and this kids, is why you should take gym class seriously
this will always be the funniest thing in the entire planet. never gets old
(Source: jordynslefteyebrow)
